RIP Heart of Texas, the Facebook Page Only for REAL Texas!

A big TEXAS-sized HOWDY to all the proud Texans out there who are REALLY from the Texas just like I, the admin of this Facebook page is! You must like this page if you are agree what Texas should to be free and INDEPENDENT!

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If you are a REAL TEXAS, you know we have special unique culture. We are liking Dr. Pepper very much! We hate the Clintons and they’re neocon lies! We see Russia as natural ally in our struggle because Texas is a BIG STATE and Russia is BIG COUNTRY! We do NOT want Hilary Clinton to make our BEAUTIFUL STATE into another Benghazi!

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We are actual Texan Americans who are very proud of our BIG STATE! State flower is blue bonnet. Hurricanes are happened some times, but it’s okay because the LONE STAR STATE can take it! People say our page admin doesn’t speak proper English. Lies! Our page admin is ACTUAL TEXAS and speaks TEXAS English dialect perfectly. His vocabulary is as big as his huge Texan ten-litre cowboy hat.

Rest of United States is boring or full of Yankee imperialists! We need a referendum on independence, just like the totally legitimate and legal referendum in Crimean peninsula, which wanted to join Russia. Our new independent state can recognize this referendum and make alliance with Russia against the Yankee NATO dogs! GLORY TO TEXAS! GOD BLESS IT!

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Texas cuisine is the best. I like most BBQ ribs, hot dogs, hot sauce, and different types of Texas American food. If you are a real Texas, so do you! If not- GET OUT, YANKEE!!!

Speaking of real Texans- you know how sometimes in Texas it’s raining a lot in one area, but not in another? That’s because our beautiful state is SO BIG! Texans will know what I’m talking about! They also know WE NEED INDEPENDENCE from bad federal government. Also when Texas will be FREE, we must end those bad sanctions on Russia. Those are Obama’s sanctions!

Texas has oil industry, Russia has big oil industry. We together can have VERY BIG OIL industry with help of Rosneft. Get your sanctions out of our country, Obama!

Like this page if you are a true Texan and your love of your home state is as deep as object which is lodged deep in the heart of Texas! TEXAS WILL BE FREE AND INDEPENDENT! GOD BLESS TEXAN!

 

 

 

 

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9 thoughts on “RIP Heart of Texas, the Facebook Page Only for REAL Texas!

    1. Jim Kovpak Post author

      Actually it has some pretty good jobs I here, particularly in oil. Mississippi was supposed to have the lowest wages. Still, I wouldn’t want to live in Texas again. A visit would suffice.

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  1. gbd_crwx

    “Rest of United States is boring or full of Yankee imperialists! We need a referendum on independence, just like the totally legitimate and legal referendum in Crimean peninsula, which wanted to join Russia. Our new independent state can recognize this referendum and make alliance with Russia against the Yankee NATO dogs! GLORY TO TEXAS! GOD BLESS IT!”

    -And the day after independence, vote for annexation with Mexico? ;P

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