Unfortunately I haven’t been able to write since I’m recovering from a surgical operation (that general anesthesia sure is something, isn’t it?) and basically feel like crap. The worst part is that I’m not supposed to engage in physical activity for two weeks, which of course threatens the MASSIVE GAINS I’ve made up to this point.
But, lucky for you, my good friend Alexei “Noodle Remover” Kovalev has penned a very important message for America’s journalists- you are doomed. There is no hope. Get out while you can.