So this story caught my eye, and I go ahead and click the link. It leads me to an idiotic blog called “Fort Russ.” The site’s slogan is “Read what Russia Reads.” They aren’t kidding. Below is the headline of the story I found.
Ukrainian Students Gave Away “The Blood of Russian Babies” Juice for Free at a School Fundraiser
Do I even need to point out that there are no photos or sources to back this up? No? Good.
I’ll give them this much- that is what Russia reads. Tactically this is a huge mistake, however. The only thing that keeps Russia from becoming a worldwide laughing stock is that for the most part, its propaganda wizards are at least smart enough to keep a certain measure of separation between the bullshit they export abroad, and the next-level, cutting edge water buffalo shit they dump on their own population. Never the twain should meet.
UPDATE: I did some more checking and found that there was in fact a Ukrainian bake sale with such morbid names for some products. It was a dark humor attempt to poke fun at Russian propaganda, such as the infamous story about a Russian boy who was crucified by Ukrainian soldiers after retaking Slovyansk. Of course the Russian media acted predictably, presenting this as evidence of how bloodthirsty the Ukrainians are.