Jaguar appreciation day!

TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL JAGUAR APPRECIATION DAY!(Every day in Russia)

Russian writing fuel. The Russkiy Mir in a can. Jaguar. Baba Yaga. Today we remember this alco-energy beverage and the many men and women who died for our right to drink it.

The beverage that fuels Russia Without BS!

The beverage that fuels Russia Without BS!

JAGUAR FACTS:

Did you know?

-Jaguar is produced in the UK, but they aren’t allowed to sell it there because the UK is a signatory to the ban on chemical weapons.

-Jaguar is 7.2% alcohol by volume

-Jaguar is a great source of vitamin C. It also contains vitamins B6, B9, B1, and B12.

-Jaguar’s active ingredients include caffeine and taurine.

-Jaguar has never been associated with any fatalities in the UK.

-Claims that Jaguar contains Cesium 137 have never been substantiated.

-Jaguar is the official drink of the Russian Federation.

-Fydor Dostoevsky called Jaguar the “lifeblood of Russia.”

-When Vladimir Putin hosts his annual New Year’s party, over 50,000 cans of Jaguar are required.

-Jaguar can also be used as rocket fuel.

-Many rebels in the Donetsk and Lugansk People’s Republics are paid in Jaguar.

-Jaguar does not contain any GMOs(not a joke- it actually says this on the can).

-In spite of the name Jaguar, one of the extracts used in Jaguar actually comes from ordinary domesticated cats.

-If you stacked every can of Jaguar in Russia end to end, you’d have a lot of angry people wondering why you took their Jaguar.

-Moscow’s “humanitarian aid” convoys to Ukraine actually contain Jaguar.

-The red stripe on the Russian tricolor represents Jaguar.

-The Soviet Union collapsed because Gorbachev refused to import Jaguar.

-There are several towns in Russia which have been named after Jaguar. Jaguargorsk, Jaguarsk, and Jaguargrad.

-In provincial Russia, young men and women exchange cans of Jaguar as a token of their engagement.

GOING TO A PARTY THIS WEEKEND? DON’T FORGET THE JAGUAR!

You're never too young to enjoy Jaguar!

You’re never too young to enjoy Jaguar!

Hey ladies! Looks like you're ready to party!

Hey ladies! Looks like you’re ready to party!

Nothing says "thug life" like Jaguar!

Nothing says “thug life” like Jaguar!

Some gave all... #SAYVDONBASSPOEPEL!

Some gave all…
#SAYVDONBASSPOEPEL!

Aaaaaw yeah! Pour it, you dirty girl!

Aaaaaw yeah! Pour it, you dirty girl!

"Russia has only two allies - vodka and Jaguar." -Tsar Nicholas II

“Russia has only two allies – vodka and Jaguar.” -Tsar Nicholas II

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